Jeff,Jim, Wells, Larry, Woolhouse, Emily, LJ
You have 20-20 television!Why don't you button up!That turns me on!That turns you off!
Guess the mute button works!
(Not a pun, but as you're killing the person...) Wow! It really is universal!
I'm guilty of assault and battery!Oh, first I press the "Menu" key, then I smash you with it!I have been programmed to destroy you.
You should have bought extended life batteries!Power off!I tuned in the death channel!I pushed your buttons!You're warrantee has expired!
I don't feel remotely bad about this.
(As you pierce the victim's skull) Now you have total recall!
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You have 20-20 television!
Why don't you button up!
That turns me on!
That turns you off!
Guess the mute button works!
(Not a pun, but as you're killing the person...) Wow! It really is universal!
I'm guilty of assault and battery!
Oh, first I press the "Menu" key, then I smash you with it!
I have been programmed to destroy you.
You should have bought extended life batteries!
Power off!
I tuned in the death channel!
I pushed your buttons!
You're warrantee has expired!
I don't feel remotely bad about this.
(As you pierce the victim's skull) Now you have total recall!
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