Yo what up 'Takers!
I saw this the other day, and it is hands down one of the goofiest things I've seen in a while.
Meet Razor Hawk!
And even better, he's a local boy!
So after seeing this, I got to thinkin'... what if instead of trying to make up comedy every Saturday morning, and every other Saturday night, we also teamed up to fight crime?! Hell Yeah I say!!
(And yes, I started thinking about this even before Adam's inspiring Justice League rap!)
And we wouldn't have to join Razor Hawk and the Great Lakes Heroes Guild (although we might consider inviting them to our show), we'd be our own team. In fact, I've taken the time to come up with some crime fighting names and abilities for everyone (you can thank me later).
Emily: The King's Maiden - She decorates villains homes with Elvis memorabilia given to her as gifts, because she doesn't buy that stuff herself.
Jeff: UpClose - When he sees evil, boundaries be damned, he gets uncomfortably close to it!
John: BabyBook - Bad guys bringing you down? Grab a baby book, and turn that frown upside down!
Mary: AffirMary - When evil appears, she's quick to take it by the hand, and say comforting, supportive things.
Vic: The Dark Cusser - He'll curse a blue a streak, and then tell evil what he really thinks! He has the power to "go there!" But if all else fails, he'll just turn out the lights.
Larry: The Contrarian - Wherever evil lurks, rest assured he'll be there to disagree with it!
Woolhouse: Nine2Five - While everyone else is battling bad guys, Wooly's at work because he just started a new job and can't afford to miss any days.
Jim: Jim doesn't need to be a super-hero, he's already a member of the KISS F'N ARMY!!!!
And finally, our leader...
Jason: The Sighing Hat Adjuster - When faced with the overwhelming power of unrepentant evil and villainy, he gets impatient with it!
There you have it. If after viewing the glory of Razor Hawk you inspired with ideas of your, please don't hesitate to share!
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3 comments:
Oh, dear!
Razor Hawk sounds like a good name for a structure. Now if I can just come up with some ideas...
I can fight crime any weekday after 6pm, and most weekends, just try and give me ample warning so I can seek permission from my wife, and we can work out arrangements for our daughter.
Go team!
As much as I hate to disagree with Wells(Jumpy Jack Flash), I do.
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