And the nominees for Outstanding Achievement in the Performance of a Goat are....

Jason Bindas

Yes, I know he actually posted the first response to Duck, Duck, Goat!, but he also took an opportunity to to take a shot at me for referencing Duck, Duck, Gray Duck, instead of that whole "Goose" thing you foreigners do.

Oh, and on a semi-related noted:

I googled "gray vs. grey", and I learned that

Gray is a color

while

Grey is a colour

John McCarten

I don't care how many e-mails and whatever else Hennepin County might block. You could stop daydreaming about your future home on the range for a few seconds to contribute your 2 cents!

Jim Elsenpeter

Wellllllllllll, I may not have a high speed internet connection at home, but at least I have dial-up. You apparently don't. So I say get yourself one of those magic phones that lets you check your e-mail (kinda' like Jason Goosedas) and surf the web.

Victor Avis

One need only see you on lights to know you're tech savy enough to negotiate your way along the super information highway. Besides, you wrote one of the first posts. You know what you're doing.

Jeff Kaisershot

And the Goat is...

Jeff Kaisershot!!!

Dude, not only could you not be bothered to scroll down a few inches to read the post below the Love is Like prep, but then you go and use the "jerked around" punchline for marionettes, right after I had just used it! So you're not even reading things in the same damn post! You can't just sit around all day going show me, show me, show me while you're looking at pictures of you, every now and then you gotta' read something!

Sheesh.

Up & Adam.